Um, Lex? How come Topless Tuesday didn't work and Tight Pants Thursday didn't work, but when I jokingly put on some glasses and acted like that goofy reporter, you, uh... jumped me? Not that I'm not immensely flattered. I mean, you were very enthusiastic. And it was very enjoyable. But I guess I kind of have to wonder... What the hell was that
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